Dojos' holiday dialog

[Dojosmama]

1st male dojo: What do you suppose we'll be getting in our Christmas stockings this year?

Rosy barb: probably several lumps of coal, for digging up Mama's plants again!

1st male dojo: Heck, no! Mama loves us! We'll get something good to eat!

Fathead minnow: Wanna bet?

2nd male dojo: Well, I'm dissatisfied, and I've composed this little ditty to express it!

I'm an eel wannabe,
though there's only one of me --
no one knows just how I feel --
I really want to be an eel!

female dojo:

You're a loach and not an eel --
it's time you started getting real --
Don't try to be what you are not --
Be happy with your lucky lot!

1st male dojo:

I'm a little dojo,
I have lots of mojo.
I get fed every day.

I'm a little dojo,
having lots of mojo --
I'm happy in every way!

female dojo: Now, that's the right attitude. Who wants to be an eel, anyway? Eels are ugly.

2nd male dojo: eels get to shock people! Sounds like fun!

1st male dojo: You're refering to electric eels. They're not popular, at all!

female dojo: Your behavior is already shocking!

1st male dojo: Besides, it's more fun to dig up the plants.

Rosy barb: If you don't quit that, Mama's gonna remove ALL of our plants and you'll have nowhere to hide!

1st male dojo sticks his tongue out.

2nd male dojo: Here comes Mama!

Rosy barb: Alright! Everyone be on your best behavior! Especially YOU, 2nd male dojo!

2nd male dojo: Well, I STILL want to be an EEL!

Zebra danio: Tell you what . . . we'll have Mama put you into a Moray tank.

2nd male dojo: Heck, no! That's saltwater!

female dojo: Then, shut up!

1st male dojo: Mealtime! Don't everybody rush at once -- just US!

2nd male dojo: Ooooh!!! Brine shrimp! Goody, goody!

female dojo: See how lucky we all are? Still want to be an eel?

2nd male dojo is too busy chowing down to even pay attention.

END OF DOJO DIALOGUE

[Owen Shaw]

Great sharing...!

[MandaMunky]

LOL! I <3 this!

[redshark1]

Ha Ha !! A Christmas Eve treat!

[MandaMunky]

Hey Dojosmama!

I read on that "Funny Loach Pictures" thread that you were needing some assistance with learning how to post photos, so, I PMed you some instructions. =)

Hope they help & I can't wait to see your kiddos!

[Dojosmama]

Thanks much. Someone had walked me through a photo program about a year ago, which I used successfully for awhile. Then it stopped working. Since I've updated my browsers, I may try again. Also, Photobucket. Meanwhile, I had posted some pics, I believe, in the freshwater forum. Some had my dojos in them, or at least one of them.

Thanks for the helpful instructions.

-- Dojosmama